Sunday, August 21, 2011

Wisdom from Teeth

They were spot-on when they named those third molars. That's because, after getting my wisdom teeth removed on Friday, I learned a great deal about life, teeth, and marriage.

1. I need to have at least four teeth pulled each month to make it through the number of magazine subscriptions I have. On an unrelated note, upon studying the photo below, it's clear that I'm obviously either a desperately-wanna-be-domestic or have a serious addiction to food porn.
2. Oatmeal is delicious. Especially when RP makes it himself and purees it in the food processor until you could successfully bottle it and wrap it in a Gerber sticker. Then, tops it with pureed raspberries to keep my palate mature. He also rocks a bowl of butternut squash soup, which he insisted on spoon-feeding me. Apparently he hopes that hand feeding me will make me more domesticated.



3. Oatmeal isn't so good when, while gumming down bowl after bowl, you have to stare at RP's dinner:




4. Ricardo's not much for snapping memories, but give him a drugged and swollen wife, and he can't seem to put the camera down -- even when his less-than-agreeable subject is in a drug-induced coma. Some of this weekend's great masterpieces:










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